Download it and watch the episode. I promise you, weither you like family guy or not.. you will laugh your ass off at one bit (and by laugh your ass off, i mean.. on the floor laughing uncontrollably). I'm still laughing at it now (note: its a piss take of something we've seen on wuggawoo).

"He's Rich beyond my wildest Dreams!"

HP SuperDome64 Itanium Procs, Dual Core, HyperThreaded=256 Logical Porcessors + Windows 7 Via: Bink.nu

mediafire.com/?ygjs3xy190m I know I'll be buying it

Lets get all political and junk. Anyone else think this kinda crept upon us? I saw alot of press about the whole thing for months, but I had no idea it ended tonight. What shocks me the most, atleast in the UK, is there isnt anything about Bushs 8 years - negative or positive. Whereas when Tony was going, alot of time was dedicated to what he'd achieved and what he would do after.

The top ten most irritating phrases: 1 - At the end of the day 2 - Fairly unique 3 - I personally 4 - At this moment in time 5 - With all due respect 6 - Absolutely 7 - It's a nightmare 8 - Shouldn't of 9 - 24/7 10 - It's not rocket science telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/debates/3394545/Oxford-compiles-list-of-top-ten-irritating-phrases.html I personally think someone compiling a list 24/7 of things, at the end of the day, its kinda sad. I think its a fairly unique idea, with all due respect, but what a nightmare of a job, but then again its not rocket science.

My god its ace, go buy it.

When he wins the belt at Survivor Series from Jericho, this will be his custom belt. I can confirm its legit from sources @ WrestleCrap who know that sofa quite well. I honestly think its lame how it looks barely any different, BUT I'm happy about that because the WWE title is god awful and it could have been far worse.

forums.mozillazine.org/viewtopic.php?f=38&t=930605&p=4882315#p4882315 Just saving this here as my bookmarks arent working right now.

neowin.net/news/live/08/10/28/introducing-the-windows-7-ui Personally think it looks slick, I have a 15 small icons on my taskbar, don't see how they're going to manage to fit them and the windows title.

Pre Xbox360 release :o Past Attachments

- Added Camera - Remove Gameboy slot - Slimmer - Nintendo DS store - Bigger screen - Both screens are touch screens

Sainsbury is selling Xboxs for dirt cheap.

Got so used to coding for one on v2 of MVC I decided to port it over. While drunk on red wine. Thats the true sign of a leet coder.

googlism.com/index.htm?ism=azz0r&type=1 [quote]azz0r is beating j00z azz0r is most definatly a true mod luvar by mentioning either a mod or the moddb 2 times azz0r is jealous unfortunatly for you mate azz0r is the bomb azz0r is right azz0r is sexy like bill clinton who got paid for exhibiting his piece of manhood which isn't monica's ass[/quote]

he does not subsitute "Y" with "EH" and he does not release the shift key early when using marks like !!!11. how about you?

what what

No idea what made me think of this, but god its a classic youtube.com/watch?v=abt6wGtWVX8

The ribbon interface will be used in all apps, including the shell. Here is the first screenshot of Windows 7 showing major change.

lol whut, suckage. [quote]THQ Inc. and JAKKS Pacific, Inc. today announced an agreement with PC-Online game developer Vertigo Games for WWE SmackDown vs. Raw Online (working title). Scheduled for release in Asia in late 2010, WWE SmackDown vs. Raw Online will mark the debut of the popular SmackDown vs. Raw franchise in the PC-online space. "We are pleased to bring the #1 fighting franchise, WWE SmackDown vs. Raw, to an online format, offering gamers an immersive online experience based on the world of the WWE," said Brian Farrell, president and CEO of THQ. "We view the online game market as an important driver of future growth and this new title further expands our portfolio of great games for this exciting market." "Now more than ever, fans can become their favorite Superstar in a WWE virtual world of their own creation," said Nelo Lucich, senior vice president of interactive, JAKKS Pacific. "Our entry into the online arena allows us to reach sophisticated gamers with unique and compelling content, engrossing fans in their own personalized WWE world." "We are very excited about the opportunity to work with THQ, one of the world's leading videogame publishers, to develop the first PC-online version of the blockbuster WWE SmackDown vs. Raw franchise," said Junk Kim, CEO, Vertigo Games. "We plan to deploy our deep online technology and development experience to deliver a highly successful SmackDown vs. Raw game in the online space." WWE SmackDown vs. Raw Online marks THQ's fourth game in development exclusively for the growing PC online market, following an MMO game based on the popular Warhammer 40,000 universe, Company of Heroes Online, and Dragonica, a casual MMO. WWE SmackDown vs. RAW Online is a fighting action game that allows players to enter the world of the WWE and play as their favorite Superstar. Players can create their own Superstar to compete and seek virtual wealth and fame in order to achieve the ultimate ranking in the Hall of Fame. Offering single player and multi-player modes, players can earn respect and points to unlock special features, items and level up their rankings. Players can purchase additional items, abilities and themes to enhance and personalize their Superstar in this exciting head-to-head online wrestling experience. The game will offer ongoing content updates and features to enhance the players' experience as they progress through the ranks, as well as season mode. Players will also be able to enter the lobby to challenge opponents, shop or interact with other connected players. WWE SmackDown vs. RAW Online provides the ultimate wrestling experience appealing to both beginner and advanced PC-online players. Established by experienced veterans of online game industry in Korea, Vertigo Games, Inc. has been developing PC-online games from 2006 starting from their first title, Black Shot, a military FPS massively online game. After merging Radio Games of the world 1st online martial arts fighting online game, Kwonho, in 2007, Vertigo Games has been growing with three projects including a co-development with Chinese Our Games. Vertigo's core technology is called "Magellan Engine" which is a proven strong platform consists of efficient and flexible modules that can be easily integrated into an massively online game. SmackDown vs Raw Online will be their 4th project to date. You can visit vertigogames.co.kr for more detail.[/quote]

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Well, lol.. leaving Aol after all this time. They've finally switched me onto the Carphone Warehouse Network where i immediatly dropped to 1mb speeds, AOL's live help was suggesting i 'get a new contract with them' to fix this lol. Any suggestions on where to go? Leaning towards o2 at the moment, as they seem to be rated the #1 provider on most (if not all) broadband sites.

We violated these Macs with our dirty dirty Windows DVD. [IMG]i133.photobucket.com/albums/q73/lollipopjack/01.jpg[/IMG] Oh wait, wrong picture. :o [IMG]i133.photobucket.com/albums/q73/lollipopjack/DSC00235.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]i133.photobucket.com/albums/q73/lollipopjack/DSC00238.jpg[/IMG] But one wasn't enough! [IMG]i133.photobucket.com/albums/q73/lollipopjack/DSC00239.jpg[/IMG] Normality is restored!

My god I was expecting this to suck. ...but my god, was I wrong, there was so many awesome moments and the characters are all so awesome.

EA's announced that ALL future PC games that they distribute will have SecuROM and install limits..Just another reason to turn to piracy plus the fact that Spore is hitting the headlines for most pirated game ever.. Post made in official EA forums for Red Alert 3: [quote]Hi guys -- I�ve been hearing your concerns about the DRM situation and wanted to get back to you with some information about our plans. In the case of Red Alert 3 (and all PC titles coming out of EA), we will use SecuROM � the same copy protection that the EALA RTS group has used on our last three titles. This time around, however, the copy protection will be configured to be more lenient than we've supported in the past. I know this can be somewhat of a polarizing topic, and I thought it would be best to open the lines of communication with some facts: - We will authenticate your game online when you install and launch it the first time. - We will never re-authenticate an installation online after the first launch. In other words, no reaching out to a central server post-install to see if you�re �allowed� to play. - You will be able to install and play on up to five computers. - This system means you don't have to play with the disc in your computer. Personally, I think this is a huge improvement over our previous copy protection requirements, which have always required a disk to play. - Life happens. I know it�s unlikely, but for those unlucky few who install the game and have their machines nuked (virus, OS reinstall, major hardware upgrade, etc.) five times, EA Customer Service will be on hand to supply any additional authorizations that are warranted. This will be done on a case-by-case basis by contacting customer support. -You can, of course, play offline without impediment or penalty. Red Alert 3 is shaping up to be a world-class RTS game that will give you many hours of enjoyment. I think it would be a shame if people decided to not play a great game simply because it came with DRM, but I understand that this is a very personal decision for many of you and I respect that. As you might imagine, I�m a lot less respectful of those people who take the position that they will illegally download a game simply because it has DRM. Either way, we� re very proud of the hard work our team has put into this game and we hope you will all enjoy it when it launches. Message was edited by: EASmudge (C&C) Made a significant error in my initial post, which is now corrected. [/quote]

I was really looking forward to this. ...the cameras too far back for my liking though. Worth a rent I feel, unless the reviews say its longer than 10 hours. Also why the hell did they not put online play in this, yet they did for the Wii?! Otherwise it would have been a must-have.

...and the world keeps on a spinnin

Best PC Game ever, and top30 best games ever :p Xcom is by far my favourite game ever, just thought i'd post here if anyone else ever played it.. or even want to try it as its only $5 or $12 for all 5 (only UFO Defence or Apoc are decent in my opinion). steamgames.com/v/index.php?area=sub&SubId=964&cc=CA

I'm going to try window cleaning on my days off work from my other job (whey, 7 day working week :/). Who thinks i'll be absolutely terrible and cost them some MONEH from finishing their route slowly? :P My friend's shown me how to window clean, spent about an hour or so practicing. Was still pretty shit at it.

forums.joerogan.net/showthread.php?t=74612

I am posting on Google's new browser, Chrome. Haven't "checked it out" much yet. I just felt the need to say. (the icon is ps3, the images weren't showing, I just picked a random one)

Naming Changes template/blogs = template/blog template/groups = template/group search = forum_search Image class = Manage_File errorTop.tpl = error-list.tpl Added gallery gallery_image image gallery_blog Changes forum controllers to be strictly: post, thread, category, forum_search general controllers to be: blog, group, calendar, qna, online_users user controllers to be: account, account_retrieval, profile, subscriptions, messages, user_list 31st/July/2008 mini-thread-row added, no reply+threadstarter+views columns Blogs can now be assigned to Groups. Name tweaks. Blog url tweaks

I find it strange that a thread hasnt been made about this yet, did we discuss it somewhere? But anyway, finally got around to seeing it the other day, fucking ace, i thought Batman Begins was abit meh, this was great though. Heath WAS actually great as the Joker, I thought he would win an Oscar cause he died which is sad, but he probably deserves it

Which one do you use for here? I think iread that you switched to jquery? Any particular reason? I've found that the mootools community is smaller than I expected, but I like its class emulation paradigm. WHY MUST I SEELECT AN ICON!

We have 20GB a month. We usually use 2GB a month. This month, we've used 17GB as of today. Google is to blame.

bbc.co.uk/worldservice/trust/whatwedo/where/asia/cambodia/2008/04/080407_cambodia_hivaids_mch_project_jackie_chan_video.shtml Best video ive seen all week and its from the BBC!

Lee, I know its only really me and you who follow it, but for the sake of competition, lets go head to head (everyone else can guess if you'd like, would be cool if everyone just took a guess, knowledgeable or not). Hell in a Cell Match Edge vs. Undertaker 3 points for guessing who wins 3 points for guessing how they win (pin, submission, dq, countout, no-content) WWE Champion Triple H vs. The Great Khali 3 points for guessing who wins 3 points for guessing how they win (pin, submission, dq, countout, no-content) World Heavyweight Champion CM Punk vs. JBL 3 points for guessing who wins 3 points for guessing how they win (pin, submission, dq, countout, no-content) ECW Champion Mark Henry vs. Matt Hardy 3 points for guessing who wins 3 points for guessing how they win (pin, submission, dq, countout, no-content) John Cena vs. Batista 3 points for guessing who wins 3 points for guessing how they win (pin, submission, dq, countout, no-content) Montel Vontavious Porter vs. Jeff Hardy 3 points for guessing who wins 3 points for guessing how they win (pin, submission, dq, countout, no-content) Santino + Beth vs. Kofi + Mickie 3 points for the correct winner/result 1 for how the result is gained 1 for who scores the win on their team 1 for who is defeated on the losing team. Shawn Michaels announcement 3 points for guessing the jist of the announcement 3 points for guessing which match starts the event 3 points for guessing which match finishes the event My Guess Edge wins by pinfall HHH wins by pinfall C.M Punk wins by DQ Mark Henry wins by pinfall Batista wins by pinfall MVP wins by pinfall Santino + Beth win by pinfall scored by Beth Shawn Michaels challenges Jericho to a match at Unforgiven Edge Vs Undertaker ends the event MVP Vs Jeff Hardy starts the event

[quote]Speaking at the Games Convention Developers Conference this afternoon, industry veteran Dave Perry (most known for his studio Shiny Entertainment and its games Enter the Matrix and Earthworm Jim), gave an overview of the games industry as he sees it today. When discussing the current console race, he brought up some interesting statistics that he obtained from research firm DFC Intelligence. According to Perry, Sony has lost more money selling PlayStation 3s than it made selling PlayStation 2s during the entire five years of its peak. So basically, all of the money Sony made on hardware last generation -- it's already spent more to sell the PS3 at a loss so far. Some estimates put that loss at $3 billion. Of course, videogame manufacturers typically follow the Gillette razor blade model and sell their hardware at a loss (at least for the first few years) only to recoup the costs on software. (Nintendo's Wii is an exception -- it's estimated that even out of the gate Nintendo has already been making $40 per console). But Sony's PS2, the best selling videogame console of all time, was making a healthy profit on each unit sold as of a few years ago. Seemingly all of that went to fund the PS3 hardware that Sony has been selling -- and for the foreseeable future will continue to sell -- at a loss. (Some estimates at one point put it at $260 per console, though manufacturing costs have steadily come down in the past year). Perry didn't use this point to take any particular stance on this console race -- though he did state that DFC Intelligence puts the Wii as the victor this generation, with the PS3 coming in first in terms of overall software sales -- but he did want to point out the extreme investment Sony is making in its hardware this generation. He (and DFC) predict Sony will extend this generation even longer than the PS2's because of this (making Sony's claims of 10-year life cycle a real possibility). Of course, the Xbox 360, especially considering its $1 billion in replacement costs for faulty hardware, has likely cost Microsoft just as much, if not more. But Microsoft's entire foray into the videogame business has been a costly multi-billion dollar investment (Microsoft lost $4 billion on its original Xbox alone), whereas Sony's games division has only recently been forced to spend so heavily to hold on to its status in the games market (and to force the adoption of an HD media standard). Putting things in perspective, though, Sony did lose quite a bit on PS2 hardware in its first year or so -- likely not $3 billion, but still. If things continue to move in Sony's favor and the PS3 manages to have a healthy 10-year life cycle (it's possible...the 8-year old PS2 managed to outsell both the Xbox 360 and the PS3 last year), it's still possible, when all is said and done, that the company can break even on hardware costs this generation. Or maybe eventually even make a profit. At this rate it'd better; who knows what the PlayStation 4 could end up costing the company.[/quote] :lol:

I coded something that lets you edit posts there and then, can you guys confirm it works for you? Heres your naked snail [img]falklands-underwater.com/invertebrates/images/snail.jpg[/img]

Right so when I create a table I then have to create a class that saves, creates, deletes and loads rows for it...which isn't a difficult task but its timely for something thats essentially a rename job with tweaks. WELL, I decided to challenge myself and create a class that automatically get the tables fields and then manages the methods for me. Someone on google might find this highly useful :) [code]<?php /* $object = new Mimic('Post'); $object->Delete(1); //without the row called $object->Save(); $row = $object->LoadByField('id', 100004); $row = $object->Create(array(NULL, 'whut whut', 1, 2, '81.101.88', '_TIME', '_TIME')); $row->Delete(); //with the row called $objects = $object->LoadAll(0, 15); */ class Mimic { public $classTable; public $classFields = array(); function __construct($classTable) { $db = Database::GetInstance(); $query = $db->query("SHOW COLUMNS FROM $classTable "); while ($row = $query->fetch_object()) { $this->classFields[] = $row->Field; } $this->classTable = $classTable; } public function LoadByField($field, $variable) { try { $db = Database::GetInstance(); $result = $db->query("SELECT * FROM ".$this->classTable." WHERE `$field` = '$variable' "); if($result && $result->num_rows > 0) { return self::LoadByArray($result->fetch_object()); } else { throw new ApplicationException("Could not load table: ".$this->classTable."; field: $field; variable: $variable"); } } catch(DatabaseException $e) { throw new ApplicationException($e->getMessage(), $e->getCode()); } } public function LoadByArray($results) { try { foreach($results as $key => $value) { $this->$key = $value; } return $this; } catch(DatabaseException $e) { throw new ApplicationException($e->getMessage(), $e->getCode()); } } public function LoadAll($from=NULL, $to=NULL, $fields=NULL, $where=NULL, $order=NULL, $count=0) { try { $db = Database::GetInstance(); $from = ($from == NULL) ? 0 : $from; $to = ($to == NULL) ? 0 : $to; $fields = ($fields == NULL) ? '*' : $fields; $where = ($where == NULL) ? NULL : "WHERE $where"; $order = ($order == NULL) ? NULL : "ORDER BY $order"; if($count == 1) { $query = $db->query("SELECT 1 FROM ".$this->classTable." $where") or die($db->error); return $query->num_rows; } $query = $db->query("SELECT $fields FROM ".$this->classTable." $where $order LIMIT $from, $to") or die($db->error); if($query && $query->num_rows > 0) { $results = array(); while($q = $query->fetch_object()) { $object = new self($this->classTable); $results[] = $object->LoadByArray($q); } return $results; } return false; } catch(DatabaseException $e) { throw new ApplicationException($e->getMessage(), $e->getCode()); } } public function Save() { try { $db = Database::GetInstance(); $string = NULL; foreach($this->classFields as $field) { $string .= "`$field` = ".$db->safe($this->$field).", "; } $result = $db->query("UPDATE ".$this->classTable." SET ".substr($string, 0, -2)." WHERE `id` = ".$this->id); if(!$result) { return false; } else if ($db->affected_rows >= 0) { return true; } else { return false; } } catch(DatabaseException $e) { throw new ApplicationException($e->getMessage(), $e->getCode()); } } public function Create($values=array()) { try { $db = Database::GetInstance(); $theFields = NULL; $theValues = NULL; if (count($values) != count($this->classFields)) { throw new ApplicationException('The value count differs from the class field count.'); } foreach($this->classFields as $field) { $theFields .= "`$field`, "; } foreach($values as $value) { if (is_null($value)) { $theValues .= "NULL, "; } else if ($value == '_TIME') { $theValues .= "".time().", "; } else { $theValues .= "".$db->safe($value).", "; } } $db->query("INSERT INTO ".$this->classTable." (".substr($theFields, 0, -2).") VALUES (".substr($theValues, 0, -2).") ") or die($db->error); if($db->affected_rows > 0) { return $this->LoadByField('id', $db->insert_id); } else { return false; } } catch(DatabaseException $e) { throw new ApplicationException($e->getMessage(), $e->getCode()); } } public function Delete($id=0) { try { $db = Database::GetInstance(); if ($id > 0) { return $db->query("DELETE FROM ".$this->classTable." WHERE `id` = $id "); } else if ( empty($this->id) ) { throw new ApplicationException('You must select a row before trying to delete.'); } else { return $db->query("DELETE FROM ".$this->classTable." WHERE `id` = ".$this->id); } } catch(DatabaseException $e) { throw new ApplicationException($e->getMessage(), $e->getCode()); } } } ?>[/code] Jacks gotta have something to say on this?

Anyone here given it a chance? Too expensive for my liking, but its awesome.